Today sucked. That's all there is to it. I think maybe I should hit the fast-forward button and head to tomorrow.

1. My love life is pitifully sad. I'll probably end up as a hermit/unibomber/catlady person. I suspected it all along, but I just found it out this morning.

2. I spent 3 hours in a doctor's office. Only half an hour was spent talking to my doctor. Waiting room = purgatory.

3. A member of my project group is pissed at me. She would not be pissed if she knew about 2.

4. I found out that I have an 81 in calculus. This may not be a big deal to anyone else, but to my mom, it's a big deal.

On second thought, maybe I'll pull a Rip Van Winkle. Not like I'd be missed. Hey, who doesn't want to have hallucinations involving bowling elves?